1 post tagged “valentine's day”

This conversation happened today, as Ilya and I were walking down Michigan Avenue from the Field Museum, where we spent Valentine's Day:

Me: "Look! Crows!"

Him: "Beautiful!...Do you know what a bunch of crows is called?"

Me: "Um, a crow gang?"

Him: "Close. Do you know what a bunch of fish is called?"

Me: "A school."

Him: "...And a bunch of geese?"

Me: "A gaggle!"

Him: "So what about a bunch of crows?"

Me: "I don't know! What..?"

Him: "Murder."

Me: "Murder what?"

Him: "A murder of crows."

Me: "Seriously?"

Him: "Seriously."

Me: "Do crows eat people?"

Him: "Yes. They eat people."